Handprints on cupboards and shoes in the hall.
Toilet seat's up and there's mud on the wall.
Every sport channel to them will appeal,
And the front room doubles as a football field.
The shelves in the kitchen are continuously bare.
There's toys on the couch and jeans on the chair.
Wrestling and mud and cars and noise;
I'm sure you can guess, I'm the MOTHER of BOYS!
- Patsy Gaut
Here's to all those moms of all boys out there!
Are you a mom of all boys!? Do let me know!